Kung Fu Fighting OAP Tries To Hack Guard With Cleavers
This bizarre footage shows an allegedly drunk pensioner wielding dual meat cleavers and swinging them at a uniformed security guard.
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Pensioner Ordered To Pay Pocket Money To Long-Lost Son
An 86-year-old former cleaner has been told social services will be deducting 230 EUR a month from her pension to
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Pub Pensioner Blinded By Somali Who Shouted Allahu Akbar
This 75-year-old man has been blinded in one eye by a Somali who shouted “Allahu Akbar” and repeatedly punched him
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OAP Squashes Pet In Septic Tank After Botched Rescue Op
This is the pensioner who spent an entire night trapped in his septic tank with his dead dog after falling
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Grieving OAP On Epic Bike Ride Is Killed By Lorry
A pensioner who set out on an epic bike ride to give himself something to live for after his wife
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Man Crossing Atlantic In Barrel In Cargo Ship Near Miss
The Frenchman drifting across the Atlantic Ocean in a large barrel narrowly avoided being hit by a huge cargo ship
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Goofy 66lb Husky Leaping From Terrace Paralyses Owner
A pensioner has been left paralysed from the neck down after his loving husky was so delighted to see him
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79yo Strangles Care Home Roommate For Coughing
A 79-year-old pensioner is standing trial for strangling his retirement home roommate with his dressing gown belt because he coughed
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Age Swap Pensioner Drops Appeal For Radical New Plan
The Dutch pensioner in a legal battle to be recognised as 20 years younger to get more dates on Tinder
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